it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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