I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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