I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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