you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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