THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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