i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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