Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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