his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
So apparently I’m into choking now
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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