Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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