Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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