no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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