its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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