It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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