Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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she pinky promised me she was 18
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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