whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
