Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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