New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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