tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm determined to sit on that face.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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