I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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