porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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