I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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