I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
it's great music for shaving your balls
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
