Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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