On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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Hypothermia
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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