I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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