Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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