I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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