I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Randomize