Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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