It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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