what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
