So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.