soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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