the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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