i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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