He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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