i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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