We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Randomize
