just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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