As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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