Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
