We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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