I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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