Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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