You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Oh Jesus.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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