Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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