How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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