There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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