Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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