i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Someone shit on the floor
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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