Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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