No subtext here. People are naked.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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