This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I want to have your abortion
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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