"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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