could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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